Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.
Reblog every time.
My boss just came to ask me if I liked fruit
So I’m like uhh well yeah..
Then he says that there’s a fruit basket in the fridge with chocolate covered fruit
K ALL I CAN EAT BUFFET WHAT
I’ve passed out twice in 6 months and I TOLD her it was because I hadn’t eaten dinner yet and the shower was too hot the first time (So I admitted I hadn’t eaten yet, and that was the issue) and then the second time was first thing in the morning after drinking the night before (literally 5…
Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls, but they were never, in fact, homeless.